Curse

Luis Sera · Apr 28, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07

I must first say, this belongs entirely to my friend... Or so I think... Now, he's not on this site, not even a Guild Wars player... But it's funny as all he- Can we swear here? Ah well, it's funny as all Heck!

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be blocked by shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of shaq fu
When arron carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
But before he could make it back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus prime
Like Scruff Mcgruff took a bite out of crime
Then shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find
Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole-vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the holy grails Black night
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Dock Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And the kicked chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater.

-Christofer Rosati

darkraider53 · Apr 28, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

its not that funny...

Lou · Apr 28, 2006, 02:42 AM // 02:42

Its from that flash movie, and I think everyones seen it by now.

Opeth11 · Apr 28, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

Old stuff. It's from the ultimate showdown or something. I, myself, have never seen it, but have heard it recited to me several times.

Knido · Apr 28, 2006, 04:19 AM // 04:19

make a palindrome that long and then ill be impressed

Denshoni · Apr 28, 2006, 06:37 AM // 06:37

It's better when sung and accompanied by the flash. Reading it...fails.

I pwnd U · Apr 28, 2006, 12:19 PM // 12:19

Heres the flash video of it

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

though i must say their was a whole thread devoted too it at one point, ill see if i can find it.

I pwnd U · Apr 28, 2006, 12:30 PM // 12:30

anyways i couldnt find the thread. i know it was called ultimate showdown but i think it was deleted because no one posted in it so it just fell back into oblivion.

Luis Sera · Apr 28, 2006, 06:36 PM // 18:36

You people OBVIOUSLY don't know what you're talking about, this was created from one of my friend's... well, it was one of his "moments" really... He's a little insane... And no, posting 4 times in a row IS NOT spam if it came from me.

Luis Sera · Apr 28, 2006, 06:39 PM // 18:39

My friend just told me that the reason the thingy was in a flash animation was cause he posted it on newgrounds.com. His friend Ryan, also know as Trapazziod, made a funny flash of it.

Jiao Yang · Apr 28, 2006, 07:29 PM // 19:29

Here he goes again

I pwnd U I have to say that flash was quite funny, but the song/rap was just plain annoying..

Luis Sera · Apr 28, 2006, 07:43 PM // 19:43

He's right next to me at the moment... And if you think the flash is funny then the "rap" can't be annoying, the flash goes along with the "rap".

benmanhaha · Apr 28, 2006, 09:06 PM // 21:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knido

make a palindrome that long and then ill be impressed

I've seen one. It blew my mind man.
But any who, its not very funny, and I doubt your friend actually invented this on his own, and yes, it is still "spam" even if it comes from you.

Luis Sera · Apr 28, 2006, 09:12 PM // 21:12

No, he seriously created it almost on his own, it was him and his friend Ryan, go ahead and ask the creator of the flash animation.

chris_nin00 · Apr 28, 2006, 09:57 PM // 21:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luis Sera

And no, posting 4 times in a row IS NOT spam if it came from me.

How can you say that?
No more spam Luis Sera. Posting multiple times in a row, instead of using the simple edit button, is in my book and Guru's book, spam. It's also called double/triple/quadruple posting. Don't do it again please.

As for the debate in this thread, it's one man's word versus several others men. Therefore I cannot take anyone's side. I can't say Luis is wrong, or you posters are wrong.

Luis,
Your friend didn't tell you that his rap is very popular and has been made into an animation? It's been out for months now and everyone knows about it. Yet, why do you post his rap here in the form of the thread?

Also, swearing is not allowed here on the forums.

Luis Sera · Apr 28, 2006, 10:01 PM // 22:01

First off, I don't think that posting multiple times in one's own thread is spam, and second of all, you can even ask the creator of the animation, thirdly, Have you ever stopped to wonder that maybe he wasn't always my friend? or that he forgot about it until now? And I know I am right, he did create it himself.

Luis Sera · Apr 28, 2006, 10:03 PM // 22:03

And even though you're a mod, it doesn't give you the right to delete posts that you consider spam, when there's no activity and I'm just trying to keep my thread, alive as it were, besides, I was bored at the time. This does not mean that I will spam in other threads however, this only means that I didn't think that editting a post would keep it alive, like other forum sites where it needs to be active in order to be found. If you can't be lenient with my thoughts, then I shall just ask you to delete my account on here, and I shall gladly leave.

chris_nin00 · Apr 28, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

I did not say you were wrong Luis.It's pointless to debate whether he's really your friend or not. It's one man's word versus many more. And still you drag it on.

I am a mod, and I only enforce the rules of GURU. It's not a democracy here, so whatever you say against my actions which are propelled by guru, are null! If you can't consider that you may as well leave.

And being bored isn't a good reason to post multiple times in a row.

Since nothing useful can be obtained from this thread I am closing it.

-Closing-